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Da Yooper's Lyrics
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PAGE ONE
1. 21st Century Yoopers In Space
2. The Anniversary Song
3. Beer, Beer, Beer
4. Beer Gut
5. Bingo Fever
6. Chiquito Wars
7. Christmas Time At My House 
8. Cowboy Dan
9. Cow Pie Song
10. Crawling Home Puker
11. Da Couch Dat Burps 
12. Da Deer Camp Song
13. Da Fish Fight song
14. Deer Hunter's Widow
15. Deer Hunting Son of a Gun
16. Diarrhea
17. Do You Wanna Buy An Organ
18. Don't Go Up There
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21ST CENTURY YOOPERS IN SPACE

From Da Yoopers 2007 release,
"21st Century Yoopers In Space"

1. FIRST DA TRILOBITES AND DINOSAURS RAN OUT A LUCK
DEN DA DAY CAME WHEN MAN CRAWLED OUTTA DA MUCK
ERECTUS TO SAPIAN TO NEANDERTHAL MAN
HE LOOKED TO DA STARS, WANTED TO UNDERSTAND
FLINT NAPPER, SPEAR THROWER, PAINTER OF CAVES
TO FARMER, BLACK SMITH, METAL ERGY
EMPIRES, CONQUERS, TEMPLES TO GODS
CLEOPATRA, DAT HOT EGYPTIAN CHICK WIT A BOD

CHORUS:
THEY DREAMED, YA DEY WANTED TO FLY
DEY DREAMED, WANTED TO TOUCH DA SKY
ROCKET PROPULSION AND A COOLER OF BEER
A NICE COMFY PILLOW FOR EACH OF OUR REARS

TWENTY FIRST CENTURY YOOPERS IN SPACE X2
SOME SAY DAT GOD NEVER MEANT FOR MAN TO FLY
WELL IF IT’S TRUE IT’LL BE A YOOPER DAT FINDS OUT WHY

2. DA ROMANS, CHRISTIANS, BUDDHISTS AND MONKS
EUROPE CRINGING WHILE GHANGUS KICKED BUT
DA MIDDLE AGES BLACK PLAGUE, DA INQUISITION
CHINESE ART AND ALL DOES FUN POSITIONS
RENAISSANCE, LUTHERANISM, NEW WORLD FUN
DA AZTECS AND DA INCAS BOTH LOOKED TO DA SUN
DA AMERICAN INDIAN RESPECTED DA EAGLE
I GO TO DA DUMP SO I CAN WORSHIP DA SEAGULL

CHORUS:
TWENTY FIRST CENTURY YOOPERS IN SPACE X2
SOME SAY DAT GOD NEVER MEANT FOR MAN TO FLY
WELL IF IT’S TRUE IT’LL BE A YOOPER DAT FINDS OUT WHY
THEY DREAMED, YA DEY WANTED TO FLY
DEY DREAMED, WANTED TO TOUCH DA SKY
WE’RE ON A MISSION TO PROTECT DA GREAT LAKES
FROM WATER PIRATES FROM OUTER SPACE

TWENTY FIRST CENTURY YOOPERS IN SPACE X2
SOME SAY DAT GOD NEVER MEANT FOR MAN TO FLY
WELL IF IT’S TRUE IT’LL BE A YOOPER DAT FINDS OUT WHY

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THE ANNIVERSARY SONG

From Da Yoopers 1993 release,
"One Can short of a Six Pack"

 
(FEMALE VOCAL)
1. HONEY DO YOU REMEMBER
WHAT DAY IT IS TODAY
REMEMBER THAT SPECIAL OCCASION
ON THAT BEAUTIFUL MORNING IN MAY
YOU WORE A RENTED TUXEDO
WE HAD CHAMPAGNE ON ICE
BOTH OF OUR FAMILIES WERE GATHERED
AND EVERYONE ACTED SO NICE

(MALE VOCAL)
2. YOUR UNCLE ERNIE'S FUNERAL
THAT'S A PARTY I'LL NEVER FORGET
THAT'S WHEN YOU GOT SICK ON THAT KESSLERS
AND THOSE CUDIGHIS THAT YOU ET
YOU SPENT THE NIGHT IN THE BATHROOM
YOU MISSED ALL THE FUN THAT WE HAD
WE TOOK UNCLE ERNIE TO TOWN FOR LAST CALL
THEN WE SENT HIM HOME IN A CAB

CHORUS: (FEMALE VOCAL)
THE OLDER YOU GET THE MORE YOU FORGET
TO REMEMBER WHAT YOU SHOULD RECALL
YOU FILL IN THE BLANKS IN YOUR MEMORY WITH THINGS
THAT MAY NOT HAVE HAPPENED AT ALL
YOU NEVER REMEMBER MY BIRTHDAY
BUT YOU KNOW WHEN DEER SEASON COMES
YOU OTTA BE SHOT 'CAUSE I KNOW YOU FORGOT
IT'S OUR ANNIVERSARY YOU BUM

3. REMEMBER THE DAY WE WERE MARRIED
DON'T TELL ME THAT YOU FORGOT
HOW I WALKED DOWN THE AISLE WITH MY DADDY
AND MY BOUQUET OF FORGOT-ME-NOTS 
REMEMBER THAT BEAUTIFUL MOMENT
WHEN YOU LOOKED DEEP INTO MY EYES
YOU SLIPPED THE RING ON MY FINGER
AND EVERYONE STARTED TO CRY

(MALE VOCAL)
4. THAT'S WHEN SOMEBODY RIPPED ONE
I THINK IT WAS YOUR UNCLE SLIM
IT ECHOED SO LOUD IN THE RAFTERS
I THOUGHT THE WHOLE CHURCH WOULD CAVE IN
THEN AS THE GAS STARTED SPREADING
YOUR MOTHER PASSED OUT ON THE FLOOR
THE OLD BAGS WERE SCREAMING AND FAINTING
THE CROWD MADE A DASH FOR THE DOOR

(REPEAT CHORUS)

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BEER BEER BEER

From Da Yoopers 1987 release,
"Culture Shock"

 
I WAS BORN A YOOPER WITH BEER IN MY VEINS
I DRINK IT EVERY DAY TO TRY TO EASE THE PAIN
OF ELEVEN MONTHS OF WINTER AND 30 DAYS OF RAIN
AND IF I DIDNíT HAVE MY BEER I THINK IíD GO INSANE
I DRINK IT WHEN ITS FORTY BELOW, I DRINK IT WHEN ITíS HOT
I DRINK IT WHEN IM HAPPY, I DRINK IT WHEN IM NOT
I DRINK IT IN THE SAUNA, I DRINK IT IN MY TRUCK
I DRINK IT OUT AT THE DEER CAMP WHEN IíM CHASING THEM BIG BUCKS

GIVE THIS BOY A BEER MAN, GIVE THIS BOY A BEER
I LOVE THE STUFF, I CANíT GET ENOUGH BEER BEER BEER
YOU CAN KEEP YOUR WHISKEY YOU CAN KEEP YOUR WINE
IíLL TAKE A COLD BEER ANY OLD TIME
BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER
I LOVE THE STUFF, CANíT GET ENOUGH BEER BEER BEER

MY DADDY WAS A MINER MY MOTHER WAS THE BOSS
SHE BEAT HIM ALMOST EVERY NIGHT FOR DRINKING TOO MUCH SAUCE
MOTHER WAS AS HARD AS NAILS SHE NEVER SHED A TEAR
WHEN DADDY TOOK AWAY MY MILK AND HANDED ME A BEER
I DRINK IT UP IN HOUGHTON AND OVER IN THE S00
DOWN IN ESCANABA I DRINK THAT GOLDEN BREW
I DRINK IT IN NEGAUNEE AND OVER IN MARQUETTE
I WENT TO A BASH IN NEWBERRY I AINíT GOT OVER YET

GIVE THIS BOY A BEER MAN GIVE THIS BOY A BEER
I LOVE THE STUFF, I CANíT GET ENOUGH BEER BEER BEER
YOU CAN KEEP YOUR WHISKEY, YOU CAN KEEP YOUR WINE
IíLL TAKE A COLD BEER ANY OLD TIME
BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER
I LOVE THE STUFF, CANT GET ENOUGH BEER BEER BEER
 

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BEER GUT

From Da Yoopers 1989 release,
"Yoop it Up"

 
1. MY UNCLE HAD A BEER GUT 
THAT WEIGHED TWO HUNDRED POUNDS
HE USED A WHEELBARROW 
TO HAUL IT INTO TOWN
THEY TREAT HIM LIKE A KING
WHEN HE WALKS INTO WOODYíS BAR
HIS BEER GUT PAYS FOR LIGHTS AND HEAT
AND WOODYíS BRAND NEW CAR

2. NUDSIE GOT A BEER GUT 
THAT GETS BIGGER EVERY YEAR
SINCE NUDSIE GAVE UP LIFTING WEIGHTS 
AND STARTING HOISTING BEERS
HE WAS LYING ON THE BEACH ONE DAY 
THE SUN KEPT GETTING HOTTER
SOME SAVE THE WHALE FREAKS CAME 
AND DRAGGED HIM BACK INTO THE WATER

CHORUS:
BEER GUTS OF AMERICA 
STAND UP IF YOU CAN
STICK OUT YOUR BIG BEER GUT 
AND HOIST A COOL ONE IN YOUR HAND
YOUR BEER GUT IS YOUR BUDDY 
ITS A FRIEND WHO'S ALWAYS NEAR
AND ALL YOU EVER HAVE TO DO 
IS FEED IT LOTS OF BEER

3. MUNGO DRANK A PONY KEG 
AT DROOPY AHOíS WEDDING
HIS EYES WENT ROLLING ROUND AND ROUND 
AND THEN HE STARTED SWEATING
HE TRIPPED ON DUCK AND FUZZ 
'CAUSE THEY WERE PASSED OUT ON THE FLOOR
HE LANDED ON HIS BEER GUT 
AND HE BOUNCED RIGHT OUT THE DOOR

4. I TOOK MY DATE INTO THE SAUNA 
AND ON THE BENCH WE SAT
SHE POINTED AND SHE SAID 
ìI NEVER SEEN ONE BIG AS THAT"
SHE HELD IT AND SHE STROKED IT 
AND SHE TOLD ME WITH A SMILE
BODY BUILDERS MAKE ME SICK 
BUT BEER GUTS DRIVE ME WILD

(REPEAT CHORUS)

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BINGO FEVER

From Da Yoopers 1988 release,
"Camp Fever"

 
1. YOU'RE JUST LIKE A STRANGER 
WHEN YOU'RE IN A BINGO TRANCE
THE KIDS DON'T EVEN 
KNOW YOU ANYMORE
WITH YOUR BINGO BAG AND DAUBER 
AND YOUR LUCKY BINGO PANTS
YOU LOOK LIKE A SOLDIER 
GOING OFF TO WAR

2. YOU BEG THE KIDS FOR MONEY 
BUT THEY HIDE THEIR PIGGY BANKS
YOU'RE JUST LIKE MY UNCLE 
WHEN HE NEEDS A DRINK
YOU'RE MUMBLING AND YOU'RE SWEATING 
AND YOU GOT THE BINGO SHAKES
I THINK ITS TIME TO 
SEE A BINGO SHRINK

YOU USED TO GO TO BINGO 
ONLY ONCE A WEEK
THEN YOU GOT THE FEVER
NOW YOU'RE A BINGO FREAK

CHORUS:
YOU PLAY BINGO UP IN LANSE 
WITH YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR AUNTS
AND YOU TELL ME THAT ITS 
ONLY RECREATION
BUT YOU ALWAYS GET SO HOT 
WHEN YOU HAVE TO SPLIT THE POT
THEY HAVE TO KICK YOU 
OFF THE RESERVATION

3. I REMEMBER ON OUR HONEYMOON 
I DIDN'T SLEEP AT ALL
CAUSE YOU KEPT YELLING 
BINGO IN YOUR SLEEP
YOU DRAGGED ME OUT OF BED 
AND THREW ME UP AGAINST THE WALL
AND SAID ìYOU BETTER CALL 
1-17 YOU CREEPî

4. THEN THERE WAS THAT OTHER TIME 
DOWN AT THE LEGION HALL
REMEMBER THAT OLEí LADY 
THAT YOU CLOBBERED
YOU WERE PLAYING 50 CARDS 
AND SHE WAS PLAYING ONE
SHE YELLED BINGO AND YOU 
STABBED HER WITH YOUR DAUBER

YOU USED TO GO TO BINGO 
TO PLAY IT JUST FOR KICKS
NOW YOU'RE A BINGO JUNKIE 
AND YOU NEED A BINGO FIX

(REPEAT CHORUS)

5. NOW HERE YOU ARE JUST SITTING
IN THIS MARQUETTE COUNTY JAIL
FOR BEATING UP THAT 
POOR OLD BINGO CALLER
YOU SAID THAT GUMMER RIGGED THE GAME
HE WOULDN'T LET YOU WIN
HE PRETENDED THAT HE 
DIDN'T HEAR YOU HOLLER
YOU TRIED TO KICK THE HABIT 
BUT IT DROVE YOU UP THE WALL
SO YOU SNUCK OUT WITH YOUR BINGO BUDDIES 
UP TO THE BINGO HALL

(REPEAT CHORUS)

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CHIQUITO WARS

From Da Yoopers 1987 release,
"Culture Shock"

 
1. A MOSQUITO RAPED A CHICKEN IN A BLUEBERRY PATCH
SEVEN DAYS LATER THE CHIQUITOS HATCHED
THEY GREW UP FAST AND THEY GREW UP MEAN
THEY TORE A BIG HOLE IN THE WINDOW SCREEN
THEY SUCKED ALL THE JUICE FROM A RASPBERRY PIE
THEY CAUGHT UP WITH THE BEAGLE AND THEY SUCKED HIM DRY
THEY TOOK A FEW PINTS FROM ME AND MY MOTHER
THEN THEY FLEW AWAY WITH MY LITTLE BROTHER

CHORUS:
WHAT'S THAT NOISE COMING OUT OF THE BLUE
LIKE A SQUADRON OF B-52íS
ITíS A FLOCK OF CHIQUITOS AND THEYíRE FLYING LOW
DEATH AND DESTRUCTION WHEREVER THEY GO
GRAB THE KIDS AND HIDE ALL THE PETS
GET OUT THE GUNS AND THE CHIQUITO NETS
BOARD UP THE WINDOWS AND SANDBAG THE DOORS
WE GOTTA GET READY GET READY FOR WAR

2. I LOVE TO HUNT CHIQUITOS ON A HOT SUMMER NIGHT
CRUISING THE BUSH ROADS AND SHINING THE LIGHT
I WAIT TILL THEY LAND AND THEN I SHOOT MY GUN
I DONíT NEED THE MEAT I JUST HUNT FOR FUN
I BAGGED ME A TROPHY JUST LAST WEEK
WITH A FIVE FOOT WINGSPAN AND A SIX FOOT BEAK
I SHOT THAT SUCKER IN SELF DEFENSE
HE WAS CHEWING A HOLE IN MY CHAIN LINK FENCE
TWO CHIQUITOS KNOCKED ME DOWN
I PLAYED DEAD AND I LAID ON THE GROUND
I RAN FOR THE HOUSE WHEN I HEARD ONE SAY
ìSHOULD WE EAT HIM HERE OR FLY HIM AWAYî
THEY DRILLED THROUGH THE ROOF WAY UP BY THE PEAK
I GRABBED A HAMMER AND I BENT IN THEIR BEAKS
THEY LIFTED THE ROOF AND THEY FLEW IT AWAY
I FOUND MY SHINGLES IN SHELTER BAY

(REPEAT CHORUS)
 

Copyright 1991 You Guys Records ï 490 N. Steel St. , Ishpeming, Ml 49849 (906) 485-5595 Fax (906) 485-5039
 


 
 
CHRISTMAS TIME AT MY HOUSE

From Da Yoopers 1993 release,
"One Can short of a Six Pack"

 
1. LUTEFISK BOILING ON DA STOVE 
ITALIANS AT THE DOOR
THEY SPILL A PAN OF MEATBALLS
ALL OVER MARTHA'S FLOOR
UNCLE HEIKKI SLIPS ON THEM 
AND STARTS A GREAT BIG FIGHT
IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME AT MY HOUSE
IT'S GONNA BE SOME NIGHT

2. THE KIDS ARE ON A SUGAR BUZZ
THEY JUST WON'T GO TO BED
THEY GOT THE LATEST VIDEO GAMES 
DANCING IN THEIR HEADS
THEY SPOTTED UNCLE BRUNO
SNOOZING NEXT TO ME
THEY POPPED OUT HIS FALSE TEETH
AND HUNG 'EM ON THE TREE

CHORUS:
CHRISTMAS TIME FOOD AND WINE
FAMILY FRIEND AND FOE
WE CELEBRATE HIS BIRTHDAY
BY SPENDING ALL OUR DOUGH
NOW WERE BROKE AND HAPPY
AND FULL OF CHRISTMAS CHEER
IT'S JUST TO BAD THAT CHRISTMAS TIME 
COMES ONLY ONCE A YEAR

3. THE MOTHER-IN-LAWS BEEN DRINKING
FROM A JUG OF DAGO RED
SHE'S DANCING ON THE TABLE
WITH HER BLOOMERS ON HER HEAD
THE MINISTERS ON THE ORGAN
PLAYING ROCK AROUND THE CLOCK
HE TRIES TO GIVE A SERMON BUT
HE'S JUST TO DRUNK TO TALK

4. THE BROTHER-IN-LAW PLAYS SANTA CLAUSE
HE'S DIGGING IN HIS SACK
THE KIDS ARE SHOVING NICKELS
DOWN HIS BIG BUTT CRACK
HE JUMPS UP TO CHASE THEM
AND HIS PANTS FALL TO HIS KNEES
HE TRIPS ON UNCLE BRUNO 
AND HE TOTALS OUT THE TREE

(REPEAT CHORUS)
 

Copyright 1993 You Guys Records ï 490 N. Steel St. , Ishpeming, Ml 49849 (906) 485-5595 Fax (906) 485-5039


 
 
COWBOY DAN

From Da Yoopers 1999 release,
"JACKPINE SAVAGE"
 

1. I LIVE UP NORTH OF MICHIGAN WHERE THE MIGHTY JACKPINES GROW
IN THE LAND OF THE PASTY WHERE STRANGERS SELDOM GO
IíM COWBOY DAN THE COWBOY MAN, I RIDE THE IRON RANGE
IíLL PLAY MY OLEí GUITAR AND SING FOR A DOLLAR AND SOME CHANGE
 

CHORUS:
ITíS TOUGH TO BE A COWBOY UP HERE IN YOOPERLAND
CHASING COWS IN JANUARY WOULD KILL THE AVERAGE MAN 
HEíS ROUGH AND TOUGH AND READY
HEíS A YOOPER BUCK-A-ROO
I LIVE ON BEANS AND BACON
AND LOTS OF SISU TOO
 

2. MY BEST FRIENDíS A LOGGINí HORSE, HIS NAME IS STUMPY BILL
HE LOST HIS LEG TO A SNOWY SNAKE UP ON SUICIDE HILL
WE DRIVE COWS LIKE BEAGLE HOUNDS FROM HUMBOLDT TO SKANEE
CROSS THE RUGGED PIECE OF LAND THEY CALL THE OLE U.P.

BRIDGE:
HE ROAMS THE PLAINS AND DESERTS WITH THE COWPOKES WAY OUT WEST
WRANGLINí UP HERE IN YOOPERLAND IS WHAT HE LIKES THE BEST

3. ONE TIME OUT ON DA KEEWANEE ON A HOT NIGHT IN JULY
WE GOT CAUGHT IN A SNOW STORM THAT BURIED US ALIVE
WE LAID ëROUND FIVE MINUTES, THEN THE WEATHER CHANGED
IT WENT UP TO 97 OUT ON THE COPPER RANGE

(REPEAT CHORUS)
 

Copyright 1999 You Guys Records ï 490 N. Steel St. , Ishpeming, Ml 49849 (906) 485-5595 Fax (906) 485-5039


 
 
COWPIE SONG

From Da Yoopers 1988 release,
"Camp Fever"
 

 
1. I WAKE UP FACE DOWN IN THE COW PIES 
IN A FIELD NEAR 41
SOME TOURIST TAKES MY PICTURE 
AS I BLEACH HERE IN THE SUN
THE FLIES ARE BUZZING ROUND ME 
AND THE CARS ARE WHIZZING BY
A COW IS NIBBLING ON MY EAR 
AND DROOLING IN MY EYE
I DON'T KNOW HOW I GOT HERE 
I THINK I MUSTA WALKED
CAUSE I DON'T SEE THE CHEVY 
AND THERE'S HOLES IN BOTH MY SOCKS

CHORUS:
I LOVE TO GO WHERE THE COW PIES GROW 
AND SMELL THAT DAIRY AIR
AND PARTY IN MILWAUKEE 
CAUSE THE BEER TASTES BETTER THERE
BEER AND BRATS AND A BREWERS GAME 
ITS A PARTY NIGHT AND DAY
NOW I'M WALKING ACROSS WISCONSIN 
TRYING TO FIND MY CHEVROLET

2. IT MUSTA BEEN SOME PARTY 
I MUSTA HAD A BLAST
THERE'S BEER STAINS ON MY UNDIES 
AND MY NOSE IS IN A CAST
I MET THIS GIRL FROM WAUSAU 
WE DANCED ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT
SHE COULDN'T KISS OR DANCE TOO GOOD 
BUT SHE COULD DRINK AND FIGHT
SHE TOOK ME TO A PARTY 
WE POLISHED OFF A CASE
BUT WHEN I TRIED TO MAKE MY MOVE 
SHE PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE

(REPEAT CHORUS)

3. WE ALL WENT TO A BREWERS GAME 
I THINK THE CREW WAS WINNING
I WAS DOING PRETTY GOOD 
UNTIL THE SEVENTH INNING
IT MUSTA BEEN SOME BREWERS FANS 
THAT POURED ME IN MY CAR
THEN SOMEONE TOOK MY KEYS AWAY 
AND DROVE ME TO A BAR
I SANG THEM SOME YOOPER SONGS 
EVERYBODY BOUGHT ME BEERS
I WENT LOOKING FOR THE BATHROOM 
AND I WOKE UP LYING HERE

(REPEAT CHORUS)

Copyright 1991 You Guys Records ï 490 N. Steel St. , Ishpeming, Ml 49849 (906) 485-5595 Fax (906) 485-5039


 
 
CRAWLING HOME PUKER

From the Da Yoopers 1986 release,
"Yoopanese"

 
1. I SLOWLY OPEN UP ONE EYE
FEEL A POUNDING IN MY HEAD
MY MOUTH TASTES LIKE I ATE MY SOCKS
LORD I THINK I MUST BE DEAD
THERE'S SOMETHING LYING NEXT TO ME
ITS GOT A HAIRY UGLY FACE
I SAW HER IN A MOVIE ONCE
THE THING FROM OUTER SPACE

2.  I SEE LITTLE CREEPY CRAWLERS
IN THE CORNERS OF MY EYE
WHEN I TRY TO LOOK AT THEM
THEY FLAP THEIR LITTLE WINGS AND FLY
I REACH OUT FOR THE NEAREST BEER
IT TASTES AS WARM AS PEE
IT'S FULL OF SOGGY OLD CIGGY BUTTS
BUT I ONLY SWALLOWED THREE

CHORUS:
IT WAS A CRAWLING HOME PUKER
THAT MADE ME THIS WAY
A CRAWLING HOME PUKER
NOW I'VE GOTTA PAY
I AINíT NO QUITTER
IíLL PARTY TILL THE END
BUT IF I LIVE THROUGH THIS ONE
IíLL NEVER DO IT AGAIN

3.I FALL DOWN UPON MY KNEES
PUT MY ARMS AROUND THE STOOL
I WHISPER TO MY TOILET BOWL
THANKS FOR BEING SO COOL
MY STOMACH FEELS LIKE JELLO
MY BRAINS HAVE TURNED TO MUSH
MY TOILET'S OVER FLOWING
I DON'T HAVE THE STRENGTH TO FLUSH

4. I GOT CRUSTIES ON MY EYEBALLS
AND MY TEETH ARE GROWING HAIR
AND I SMELL JUST LIKE A BEAGLE
WHEN HE'S PASSING STINKY AIR
I FEEL LIKE DEATH WARMED OVER
AND I THINK I'VE GOT THE RUNS
THEN SOMEONE CRACKS A BEER AND SAYS
HEY, HAVE A BEER YOU OLD SON OF A GUN

(REPEAT CHORUS)

Copyright 1991 You Guys Records ï 490 N. Steel St. , Ishpeming, Ml 49849 (906) 485-5595 Fax (906) 485-5039


 
 
DA COUCH DAT BURPS

From Da Yoopers 1987 release,
"Culture Shock"

 
1. I CANíT FORGET THE NIGHT WE MET 
YOU WERE SUCH A HUNK
YOU TOOK ME TO YOUR UNCLE'S CAMP 
AND WE GOT REALLY DRUNK
I ASKED YOU FOR SOME FOREPLAY 
YOU WENT AND GOT THE CARDS
YOU SAID LETS PLAY 15-2 
THAT FOREPLAY SOUNDS TOO HARD

2. I DRAGGED YOU TO THE SAUNA 
I TRIED TO PRIME YOUR PUMP
YOU PASSED OUT UPON THE BENCH 
AND LAID THERE LIKE A STUMP
I BEAT YOU WITH SOME CEDAR BOUGHS 
I TRIED TO GET YOU HOT
YOU GOT ALL EXCITED 
AND WENT OFF LIKE A SHOT

CHORUS:
I'M MARRIED TO A COUCH DAT BURPS 
AND TALKS TO THE TV
THE LAST TIME YOU TOOK ME OUT 
WAS 1963
SHOULDA LISTENED TO MY MA 
AND MARRIED SOME OLD FART
ONE WITH LOTS OF MONEY 
AND TROUBLE WITH HIS HEART

3. I WENT TO DR. TOBIN 
CAUSE I WAS GAINING WEIGHT
HE SAID I SHOULD HAVE CROSSED MY LEGS 
CAUSE I WAS THREE MONTHS LATE
IT COULDN'T HAVE BEEN THOSE MAKI BOYS 
FROM DOWN IN ISHPEMING
THEY DIDN'T TAKE NO CHANCES 
THEY USED THOSE RUBBER THINGS

4. YOU WENT DOWN TO GREEN BAY 
WITH YOUR BUDDY BOB
ALL YOU DID WAS GUZZLE BEER 
AND DIDN'T FIND A JOB
I COULDN'T WAIT TILL YOU GOT HOME 
YOU HAD TO MARRY ME
NOW I'M MARRIED TO A COUCH DAT BURPS 
AND TALKS TO THE TV

(REPEAT CHORUS)

Copyright 1991 You Guys Records ï 490 N. Steel St. , Ishpeming, Ml 49849 (906) 485-5595 Fax (906) 485-5039


 
DA DEER CAMP SONG

From Da Yoopers 2007 release,
"21st Century Yoopers In Space"

1. WHAT’S DA GREATEST TIME OF YEAR?
WHEN WE GO OUT HUNTING DEER
WHERE’S DA PLACE WE LOVE TO GO
DEER CAMP RINGED WIT YELLOW SNOW
WOMEN THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND
WHY WE WANT TO BE WIT MEN
WHAT’S IT SAY IN DA DICTIONARY
DEER CAMP IS MAN’S SANCTUARY

WIVES AND BABES WE DON’T INVITE
BUT BUDDIES THEY CAN STAY ALL NIGHT
HUNTING STORIES WE ALL SHARE
THE SMELL OF BULL CRAP’S IN THE AIR

CHORUS:
EVERYBODY SING ALONG
LET’S ALL SING DA DEER CAMP SONG
EVERYBODY SING ALONG
COME ON SING DA DEER CAMP SONG

2. WE HAVE STYLE, WE HAVE CHARM
WE BURP AND PUNCH EACH OTHERS ARMS
WE KNOW BETTER, WE DON’T CARE
WE WEAR SKID MARK UNDERWEAR
HEALTHY FOOD IS ALL WE EAT
POTATOES, EGGS AND LOTS OF MEAT
WE NEED LOTS OF ENERGY
WHEN WE GO OUTSIDE AND PEE

THE WIVES THINK WE ARE HUNTING CHAMPS
BUT WE NEVER LEAVE DA CAMP
WE STAY IN AND PLAY DA CARDS
‘CAUSE HUNTING BUCKS IS WAY TO HARD

CHORUS:
EVERYBODY SING ALONG, I LOVE IT OUT HERE!
LET’S ALL SING DA DEER CAMP SONG, NO WIFE NAGGIN' ON YA!
EVERYBODY SING ALONG, HERE'S TO ALL THE DEER WE MISSED!
COME ON SING DA DEER CAMP SONG,
HERE'S TO ALL THE DEER WE P****D!
COME ON SING DA DEER CAMP SONG,
HERE'S TO HUNTING SEASON'S PAST,
HERE'S TO THE BOSS, HE CAN KISS MY A**!
LET’S ALL SING DA DEER CAMP SONG

Copyright 2007 HoolieMan Musicï 490 N. Steel St. , Ishpeming, Ml 49849 (906) 485-5595 Fax (906) 485-5039


 
DA FISH FIGHT SONG

From Da Yoopers 1989 release,
"Yoop it Up"

 
(FEMALE VOCAL)
1. YOU SMELL JUST LIKE A CAN OF WORMS 
BAKING IN THE SUN
THERE'S FISH GUTS HANGING FROM YOUR CHIN
I SURE HOPE YOU HAD FUN
YOU GOTTA STOP HANGING ëROUND 
THAT WORTHLESS BUNCH OF GUYS
CAUSE IF YOU DUMP A SHIFT AGAIN 
I'LL BLACKEN BOTH YOUR EYES

2. IF YOU GO OUT FISHING 
AND FORGET TO DO YOUR CHORES
I'M GONNA TAKE THE CHAIN SAW 
AND CUT UP THAT BOAT OF YOURS
IF I CATCH YOU MAKING SPAWN BAGS 
FROM MY BRAND NEW PANTYHOSE
IíLL TAKE THOSE SMELLY FISH EGGS 
AND RAM ëEM UP YOUR NOSE

CHORUS:
FISH FISH FISH 
THAT'S ALL YOU EVER DO
FISH FISH FISH 
WIT DAT LOUSY CREW

(MALE VOCAL)
NAG NAG NAG THAT'S ALL YOU EVER DO
NAG NAG NAG 
UNTIL YOUR FACE TURNS BLUE

(FEMALE VOCAL)
3. I THOUGHT YOU GAVE ME CHINESE FOOD 
IN THOSE TWO FOAM CUPS
I NEARLY HAD A HEART ATTACK 
WHEN I WARMED ëEM UP
A HEAP OF SLIMY DEW WORMS 
WAS SQUIRMING ON MY PLATE
YOU'RE LUCKY THAT I SAW THEM MOVE 
BEFORE IT WAS TOO LATE

4. I THREW OUT THOSE FISH EGGS 
IN THOSE GERBER BABY JARS
BABY HUEY ATE SOME 
NOW HE BACKFIRES LIKE A CAR
I'M GONNA SMASH YOUR TACKLE BOX 
AND BREAK YOUR FISHING POLES
AND TAKE MY SUSHI KNIFE
AND FILL YOUR WADERS FULL OF HOLES

(REPEAT CHORUS)

5. MY MOTHER TRIED TO WARN ME 
THIS TIME I'M GONNA LISTEN
SHE TOLD ME I SHOULD LEAVE YOU 
THE NEXT TIME YOU GO FISHING

(MALE VOCAL)
I'M REALLY GONNA MISS YOU 
AND ALL THE FUN WE HAD
BUT IF YOU WANNA SEE ME 
IíLL BE FISHING WITH YOUR DAD

CHORUS: (FEMALE VOCAL)
FISH FISH FISH 
THAT'S ALL YOU EVER DO
FISH FISH FISH 
WIT DAT LOUSY CREW

(MALE VOCAL) 
I GOTTA GO GO GO
STOP CAWING YOU OLD CROW
NO NO NO
LET ME GO, LET ME GO

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DEER HUNTERS WIDOW

From Da Yoopers 1988 release,
"Camp Fever"

 
1. A CLOUD OF SNOW WAS RISING IN THE TAPIOLA SKY
AS HE JUMPED INTO HIS PICKUP TRUCK AND RODE AWAY
NOT A WORD WAS SPOKEN THERE WAS NO SWEET SAD GOOD BYE
CAUSE HUNTERS NEVER HAVE TOO MUCH TO SAY
I WIPE AWAY THE PHONY TEAR THAT TRICKLES FROM MY EYE
AS I FIGHT THE URGE TO THROW A LAUGHING FIT
I MADE HIM FEEL SO GUILTY THAT IT ALMOST MADE HIM CRY
THE TRUTH IS IM SO HAPPY I COULD ****

CHORUS: 
HEíS GONE HEíS GONE FOR TWO WEEKS AT THE CAMP
HE SAID HE COULDNíT TAKE ME AND IíM SO GLAD HE CANíT
HE SAID THE CAMP WAS JUST FOR GUYS HE COULDNíT TAKE ME WITH
I GOT TWO WEEKS OF FREEDOM PM SO HAPPY I COULD ****

2. THE GIRLS ARE COMING OVER WEíRE GONNA CELEBRATE
WE GOT TWO WEEKS OF FREEDOM AND WE GOT PLANS TO MAKE
WE GOT ALL THEIR CREDIT CARDS AND TWO WEEKS TAKE-HOME PAY
WE GOT THE SHOPPING FEVER AND WEíRE HEADING FOR GREEN BAY
WEíLL BE HUNTING BARGAINS AS WE GO FROM STORE TO STORE
WEíLL SHOP TILL WE DROP AND THEN WEíLL SHOP SOME MORE
WEíLL SLEEP IN EVERY MORNING GO DANCING EVERY NIGHT
WEíLL DINE IN FANCY RESTAURANTS WITH WINE AND CANDLELIGHT

(REPEAT CHORUS)
 

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DEER HUNTING SON OF A GUN

From Da Yoopers 1988 release,
"Camp Fever"

 
1. OUT IN DA JACKPINES AT DA BREAK OF DAWN
WE LOOK FOR A BUCK OR A TRACK
AT DA END OF DA DAY WE PUT OUR BULLETS AWAY
AND GO BACK TO OUR TARPAPER SHACK
WE SIT IN DA CAMP BY DA KEROSENE LAMP
AND BRAG ABOUT DA HUNTING WE DONE
WEíRE SWEATY OLí STINKINí SAUNA BEER DRINKINí
DEER HUNTING SON OF A GUNS

2. WE GO IN DA SAUNA AND WE SIT ON DA BENCH
AND START BEATING OURSELVES WITH A BRANCH
DEN WE RUN OUT BARE NAKED AND WE JUMP IN DA SNOW BANK
AND WE GO PUT ON OUR UDDER PANTS
WE PUT ON OUR SHIRTS FULL OF SAWDUST AND DIRT
AND WE STILL LOOK DA SAME WHEN WEíRE DONE
WEíRE SWEATY OLí STINKINí SAUNA BEER DRINKINí
DEER HUNTING SON OF A GUNS

3. WE JUMP IN DA CAR AND HEAD FOR WOODYíS BAR
CAUSE WE RAN OUTTA BEER YESTERDAY
DEN WE GET STUCK CAUSE WE AINíT GOT DA TRUCK
SO WE HAVE TO PUSH ALL DA WAY
WE CRAWL THROUGH DA DOOR AND WE ORDER UP FOUR
AND START DRINKINí ëEM DOWN ONE BY ONE
WEíRE SWEATY OLí STINKINí SAUNA BEER DRINKINí
DEER HUNTING SON OF A GUNS

4. WE DRINK LOTSA WHISKEY AND WE SHOOT LOTSA SIT
WE DRINK TILL OUR ELBOWS ARE SORE
DEN SOME JACK FROM DULUTH SAYS I STEPPED ON HIS BOOT
AND DEN WE ROLL AROUND ON DA FLOOR
I BITE OFF HIS EAR AND HE BUYS ME A BEER
WE ALWAYS HAVE LOTSA FUN
WEíRE SWEATY OLí STINKINí SAUNA BEER DRINKINí
DEER HUNTING SON OF A GUNS

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DIARRHEA

From Da Yoopers 1989 release,
"Yoop it Up"

 
1. I KNOW IT'S GETTING LATE 
AND I KNOW WE HAD A DATE LUCIA
I HATE TO MAKE YOU WAIT 
CAUSE IT WOULD BE SO GREAT TO SEE YA
TEARS FALL FROM MY EYES 
AND I MUST APOLOGIZE LUCIA
IíLL HAVE TO STAY AT HOME 
SO I CALLED YOU ON THE PHONE
CAUSE I'M STUCK HERE ON THE THRONE 
WITH DIARRHEA

I THOUGHT IT WAS ONLY GAS
SO I WENT AND LET ONE PASS
THEN I STOOD THERE IN A TRANCE
AS I FILLED MY BRAND NEW PANTS

2. MY MOTHER BROUGHT ME SOUP 
BUT IT ONLY MADE ME POOP LUCIA
I NEVER SHOULD HAVE ATE 
BUT IT SOUNDED LIKE A GREAT IDEA
YOU KNOW IT REALLY HURTS 
WHEN YOU GOT THE HERSHEY SQUIRTS LUCIA
THERE'S NO PAPER TO BE SEEN 
SO I USED PEOPLE MAGAZINE
AND IT MAKES ME WANNA SCREAM 
DIARRHEA

I LOVE YOU DEAR WITH ALL MY HEART
BUT I CAN'T GO OUT WITH LIQUID FARTS
I WOULDN'T HAVE TO BREAK OUR DATE
IF ONLY I COULD CONSTIPATE

3. I KNOW YOU GOT THE HOTS 
BUT I REALLY GOT THE TROTS LUCIA
THERE'S NO NEED TO SCREAM AND SHOUT
CAUSE TOMORROW WE'LL GO OUT I GUARANTEE YA
I KNOW YOU NEED YOUR MAN 
SO I CAME UP WITH A PLAN LUCIA
IíLL TAKE A CORK AND SUPER GLUE 
POUND IT IN THERE WITH MY SHOE
AND THEN IíLL BE ALL THROUGH
WITH DIARRHEA

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DO YOU WANNA BUY AN ORGAN

From Da Yoopers 1993 release,
"One Can short of a Six Pack"

 
1. DO YOU WANNA BUY AN ORGAN
IT'S OLD AND SLIGHTLY USED
SELMA USED TO LOVE IT
SO IT NEVER GETS ABUSED
NOW IT'S GETTING OLDER
AND SHE DON'T LIKE IT MUCH
IT'S JUST ANOTHER PIECE OF JUNK 
SHE DOESN'T WANNA TOUCH

CHORUS:
DO YOU WANNA BUY AN ORGAN 
I'LL SELL IT TO YOU CHEAP
SHE NEVER LET ME TOUCH IT
SO YOU KNOW IT AINT BEEN BEAT
IT ONLY NEEDS A TUNER
TO MAKE IT JUST LIKE NEW
IF YOU WANNA BUY AN ORGAN
I'LL SELL THIS ONE TO YOU

2. SHE USED TO ROCK & ROLL ON IT
SHE KEPT IT UP ALL NIGHT
TO SEE HER ON THE ORGAN 
WAS SUCH A HAPPY SIGHT
NOW SHE WON'T GO NEAR IT 
SHE LOST THE URGE TO PLAY
BUT I KNOW THAT SHE'S BE MAD AT ME 
FOR GIVING IT A WAY

(REPEAT CHORUS)

3. ARE YOU A BEGINNER 
I HAVE INSTRUCTION BOOKS
WITH LOTS OF COLORED PICTURES
TO SHOW YOU HOW IT LOOKS
IF YOU NEED ENDORSEMENTS
THIS NEIGHBOR LADY OF MINE
TRIED IT OUT A COUPLE TIMES
AND SAID IT'S WORKING FINE

(REPEAT CHORUS)

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DON'T GO UP THERE
From Da Yoopers 1993 release,
"One Can short of a Six Pack"
 


1. I HAVE TO GO TO MARQUETTE TO ATTEND A SEMINAR
DO THEY HAVE MOTELS UP THERE AND ROADS TO DRIVE MY CAR
NO, LEAVE YOUR CAR BELOW THE BRIDGE CAUSE THERE'S NO ROADS UP THERE
THEY’LL PUT YOU UP IN A TENT SO BRING LONG UNDERWEAR

I KNEW A GUY WHO HAD AN AUNT WHOSE COUSIN HAD A FRIEND
WHO ONCE WENT UP ABOVE THE BRIDGE AND WAS NEVER SEEN AGAIN
HE WAS TRAMPLED BY A MOOSE OR EATEN BY A BEAR
OR SCALPED BY THOSE INDIANS WHO STILL RUN WILD THERE

CHORUS:
DON'T GO UP THERE, STAY WHERE YOU’RE AT
DON’T GO UP THERE YOU WON’T COME BACK
THEY DON’T HAVE NO ELECTRIC LIGHTS TO KEEP AWAY THE WOLVES AT NIGHT
THEY DON’T HAVE NO LAW AND ORDER STAY DOWN HERE BELOW THE BORDER
STAY WHERE YOU’RE AT DON’T GO UP THERE YOU WON’T COME BACK

2. I HEARD THERE WAS A NATIVE TRIBE WAY UP IN THE WOODS
THEY CALL THEM JACKPINE SAVAGES AND THEY DON’T SPEAK SO GOOD
YA THEY ALL CARRY GUNS AND KNIVES AND GREAT BIG TOMAHAWKS
AND THEIR WOMEN DO THEIR LAUNDRY BEATING CLOTHES AGAINST THE ROCKS

I WANNA GO VACATIONING WAY UP IN THE S00
SHOULD I BRING ALONG SOME CASH OR WILL MY PLASTIC DO
ONCE YOU GET ABOVE THE BRIDGE HIRE YOURSELF A GUIDE
HE’LL TAKE YOU THERE BY DOG SLED FOR FORTY BEAVER HIDE

CHORUS:
DON'T GO UP THERE STAY WHERE YOU’RE AT
DON’T GO UP THERE YOU WONT COME BACK
THEY DON’T HAVE NO SHOPPING MALLS THEY LIVE LIKE NEANDERTHALS
THEY DON’T HAVE NO STORES OR FRIDGES STAY DOWN HERE BELOW THE BRIDGE
STAY WHERE YOU’RE AT DON’T GO UP THERE YOU WONT COME BACK

3. IN JULY I’M GOING TO YOOPERLAND TO GO SWIMMING IN THE LAKE
I’LL BRING SOME SUNTAN LOTION WHAT ELSE SHOULD I TAKE
YOU BETTER BRING AN AX ALONG FOR CHOPPING THROUGH THE ICE
AND WEAR A THERMAL DIVING SUIT TO GUARD AGAINST FROSTBITE

I WANNA GO TO YOOPERLAND TO LIVE A PEACEFUL LIFE
TELL ME WHAT I HAVE TO DO TO BE A YOOPER WIFE
YOU GOTTA BUILD AN OUTHOUSE AND SKIN AND COOK A DEER
AND SNOWSHOE TO THE TRADING POST WHEN YOU’RE OUT OF BEER

DON’T GO UP THERE STAY WHERE YOU’RE AT
DON'T GO UP THERE YOU WON’T COME BACK
THEY DON’T HAVE NO JUMBO JETS NO TELEPHONES NO TV SETS
THEY DON’T HAVE NO RUNNING WATER STAY DOWN HERE BELOW THE BORDER
STAY WHERE YOU’RE AT DON’T GO UP THERE YOU WON'T COME BACK

 

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